Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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