im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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