im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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