so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
