Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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