Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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