STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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