Can i not drive my cunt home
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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