I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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