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(810): View more from Michigan

Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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We're no longer friends.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(850): View more from Florida

I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??

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