My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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