What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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