dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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