Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
