Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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