Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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