does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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