are you still at the devil's house?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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