He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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