Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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