If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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