why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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