She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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