**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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