I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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