Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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