so explain again why im purple
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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