How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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