We're facebook friends in real life
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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