you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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