is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I love you. Go after that dick
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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