oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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