what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
soo... how was my night?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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