Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
