its not stalking. its research.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Randomize
