You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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