And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
