okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
