just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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