You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i dont even know how to be here
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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