Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
