I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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