Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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