dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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