Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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