Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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