Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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