We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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