why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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