She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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