So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Randomize