Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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