Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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