I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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