You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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