More tranny stories later!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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