fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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