Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my being single is dangerous.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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