I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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