Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Who died my cat blue again?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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