i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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